Last year the Casey Anthony doll made its way into headlines, right around the time she was being charged with murder of her daughter Caylee. On ebay, a doll came dressed up just like Casey Anthony was at a costume party, dressed in the American flag. What was Casey doing wrong…besides the obvious that landed … Continue reading »
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A Weiner in a flag….who’s looking?
It’s not every day that you see a life sizes hot dog man pouring ketchup on his head, wearing vivid makeup colors….and being wrapped in an American flag. You can actually buy this statue for around $999 around the web, in case you were wanting one to take home, prop up in the backyard and … Continue reading »
These American flag’s colors won’t leak
Start em young in their patriotic growing up. There’s no better way that the Little Patriots diapers. From what I found these diapers were a hot commodity after 9-11 but no longer in production. Smart way to entice the American people after a terrorist attack by becoming more patriotic eh? The U.S. Flag Code under … Continue reading »
Obamas back on the American flag
I’ve written in the past about Obamas face showing up on our American flag. This time, the blue union of the American flag has been replaced with Obamas face. Granted, as always there’s a high possibility this is an imported flag, or at least from someone who doesn’t know how the flag code works. You … Continue reading »
Don’t make an ass of the flag
World, I’d like you to meet the most patriotic donkey on the planet. Not only is he dolled up in the American flag, but his eyes light up. Bet of all, he’s a hood ornament. Roll down the street with this stubborn donkey on your hood and nobody will think you’re not patriotic. Did I … Continue reading »
No American flag is too good for the Beatles
Oh I do love me some Beatles. And granted this is a fabric reproduction of a photo, take a closer look at the bad flag etiquette taking place. When the original photo was taken, that flag would have had all those Beatles as well as their chair standing on it. Notice how it drapes down … Continue reading »
The patriotic Whiggins family is wigging out on the American flag
Dear Whiggins family, This year I was going to send you a little something for Christmas. I was thinking a patriotic flag bowl of a beautiful American flag. Now I was going to get you a correct flag, but decided instead to get your name imprinted on a bowl with an American flag and it’s … Continue reading »
Stick it American flag…..from China
Well it has 13 stars. And 15 stripes. Last time I checked those weren’t the correct parts for an American flag. That would include an American flag lapel pin. Sad thing is…you can find some of these online at some top flag retailers. Wear this to the local UN meeting and you’re sure to catch … Continue reading »
Ioffer you an imported American Flag
On Ioffer.com, you can get a wide range of knock off items, including designer handbags and electronics for $10 cause they are imported hunks of junk! BUT if you’re lucky, you could make an offer on an American flag, straight from China to your doorstep in only 2-3 weeks! For starters, if you’re buying an … Continue reading »
Bad American doggie, bad!
Have you looked out in your yard lately and said to yourself “Man, I need some decorations.” If so, then this may be your lucky day! This is a lovely piece of yard art standing proudly with bad flag etiquette a whopping 45″ tall! This pooch, who’s name is Willie according the site that sells … Continue reading »
The American Flag’s got you covered
Nothing says “I love you” more and of course, is there for you when you never just know when you’ll need to pull out an….American flag. This special treat is known as the Old Glory Condom. Old Glory was launched at the MIT List Visual Arts Center in 1989 and was even seen in Playboy! … Continue reading »
Tropical American Flags for Sale…in America!
I found an online retailer tonight, that is selling the BRAND NEW special Tropical American Flags. (Gag me with a spoon). There’s nothing that ticks me off more, than a flag site that has American Flags as their number one category, and then throws this hot mess into the bunch. You’d think a company like … Continue reading »
When in need, blow a few into the flag
The thought of handy nose tissues is one of the most wonderful inventions of the century! Anytime you feel a sneeze creeping on, you can pull out one of these bad boys and blow away, throw away. However, ones that mimick the American flag are merely just saying “go ahead, burn me when your done”. … Continue reading »
Would you like to Supersize that flag?
Just how many ways can you jack up an American Flag? This violated plenty of the US Flag Code rules, many of which are pretty dang obvious. Either way, I saw this photo and it made my heart melt with excitement for it is the poster child of bad flag etiquette. More so to blame … Continue reading »
Americana…taking it to the street
There’s loving the American flag. Then there’s REALLY loving the American flag. Well, you make those hard earned dollars for America, so you may as well buy the American flag car cover to cover that expensive purchase. Sunlite car covers made an American Flag Car Cover! Hide your priced gem with this patriotic car modifier … Continue reading »
