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Etsys American Flag Bag

Etsys American Flag Bag

America, meet Etsy.com…the one place you can buy homemade stuff from people all over the world and help them build a smal thriving business. I recently came scross this site form a reader submitted image of a tote that is available for purchase there. World, meet the American Flag bag. Homemade, as you can see, … Continue reading »

Yo’ kicks got an American flag on them

Despite being just about the tackiest looking shoes on the planet, these kicks also help desecrate the American flag in more than one way. Known as the “Born in the USA” Dunk shoe, it’s clear the creative director of this photo shoot was not born in the USA. They should have known better than to … Continue reading »

A Weiner in a flag….who’s looking?

It’s not every day that you see a life sizes hot dog man pouring ketchup on his head, wearing vivid makeup colors….and being wrapped in an American flag. You can actually buy this statue for around $999 around the web, in case you were wanting one to take home, prop up in the backyard and … Continue reading »

These American flag’s colors won’t leak

Start em young in their patriotic growing up. There’s no better way that the Little Patriots diapers. From what I found these diapers were a hot commodity after 9-11 but no longer in production. Smart way to entice the American people after a terrorist attack by becoming more patriotic eh? The U.S. Flag Code under … Continue reading »

Don’t make an ass of the flag

World, I’d like you to meet the most patriotic donkey on the planet. Not only is he dolled up in the American flag, but his eyes light up. Bet of all, he’s a hood ornament. Roll down the street with this stubborn donkey on your hood and nobody will think you’re not patriotic. Did I … Continue reading »

Stick it American flag…..from China

Well it has 13 stars. And 15 stripes. Last time I checked those weren’t the correct parts for an American flag. That would include an American flag lapel pin. Sad thing is…you can find some of these online at some top flag retailers. Wear this to the local UN meeting and you’re sure to catch … Continue reading »

Bad American doggie, bad!

Have you looked out in your yard lately and said to yourself “Man, I need some decorations.” If so, then this may be your lucky day! This is a lovely piece of yard art standing proudly with bad flag etiquette a whopping 45″ tall! This pooch, who’s name is Willie according the site that sells … Continue reading »

The American Flag’s got you covered

Nothing says “I love you” more and of course, is there for you when you never just know when you’ll need to pull out an….American flag. This special treat is known as the Old Glory Condom. Old Glory was launched at the MIT List Visual Arts Center in 1989 and was even seen in Playboy! … Continue reading »

When in need, blow a few into the flag

The thought of handy nose tissues is one of the most wonderful inventions of the century! Anytime you feel a sneeze creeping on, you can pull out one of these bad boys and blow away, throw away. However, ones that mimick the American flag are merely just saying “go ahead, burn me when your done”. … Continue reading »

Americana…taking it to the street

There’s loving the American flag. Then there’s REALLY loving the American flag. Well, you make those hard earned dollars for America, so you may as well buy the American flag car cover to cover that expensive purchase. Sunlite car covers made an American Flag Car Cover! Hide your priced gem with this patriotic car modifier … Continue reading »

This American flag is utterly fantastic

Thank you Cow Parade, for your contribution to bad flag behavior. Cow Parade is a unique art exhibit that features life-sized fiberglass cows decked out to be a French poodle (French Moodle according to them), a gladiator, a Babe in Toyland and well, as you see it, the American Royal cow. OH, don’t forget Americow … Continue reading »