The patriotic Whiggins family is wigging out on the American flag

Dear Whiggins family,

This year I was going to send you a little something for Christmas. I was thinking a patriotic flag bowl of a beautiful American flag. Now I was going to get you a correct flag, but decided instead to get your name imprinted on a bowl with an American flag and it’s 10 stripes and 8 stars. It just costs too much money to add all the stars and stripes. And since this probably made out of America, I decided to just opt out on a correct flag and instead have your name painted onto the bowl.

Enjoy the movie….and bad flag etiquette!

Sincerely, A non-importer.