Posted in October 2009

Mexico Hearts America

Protests are the one place that bad flag etiquette is everywhere. People dressed in flags,flags on the ground, flags with writing all over them. A photo from any American protest is the poster for what NOT to do. As you can see here we have the Mexican Flag and American flag, tied together in love. … Continue reading »

Ioffer you an imported American Flag

On Ioffer.com, you can get a wide range of knock off items, including designer handbags and electronics for $10 cause they are imported hunks of junk! BUT if you’re lucky, you could make an offer on an American flag, straight from China to your doorstep in only 2-3 weeks! For starters, if you’re buying an … Continue reading »

Bad American doggie, bad!

Have you looked out in your yard lately and said to yourself “Man, I need some decorations.” If so, then this may be your lucky day! This is a lovely piece of yard art standing proudly with bad flag etiquette a whopping 45″ tall! This pooch, who’s name is Willie according the site that sells … Continue reading »

The American Flag’s got you covered

Nothing says “I love you” more and of course, is there for you when you never just know when you’ll need to pull out an….American flag. This special treat is known as the Old Glory Condom. Old Glory was launched at the MIT List Visual Arts Center in 1989 and was even seen in Playboy! … Continue reading »

An American Flag with a hint of Obama on it

I won’t go into politics here, but I will say that even Obama shouldn’t have his face and name plastered on our American Flags. You’re President of a country, but you don’t own it or its flag. If Arnold Schwarzenegger (thank you google for that correct spelling) doesn’t have one, then neither should you. That … Continue reading »

This Flag needs a hug

Someone help it.  It’s in dire need of either a hug, a makeover, or needs to be taken to the VFW to be put to sleep. If the US Flag Code could talk it would say “The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should … Continue reading »

When in need, blow a few into the flag

The thought of handy nose tissues is one of the most wonderful inventions of the century! Anytime you feel a sneeze creeping on, you can pull out one of these bad boys and blow away, throw away. However, ones that mimick the American flag are merely just saying “go ahead, burn me when your done”. … Continue reading »

Walmart flag etiquette…made in China.

One cannot surely be shocked. When hanging an American Flag always remember one thing. The blue union goes on the left. (When displayed either horizontally or vertically, the union or blue field, should be to the observer’s left.) You could say that if this photograph was taken from the other side of the flag it … Continue reading »

Speaking of American Stick Flags

Lindsay Lohan gives a new meaning to the word “stick flag“. In this she looks like a 4th of July party gone wrong. This isn’t the first nor the last time Lindsay Lohan will be breaking a code of conduct. Lindsey Lohan supports an old glory inspired design, breaking the us flag code as well … Continue reading »

Bank of America…what’s your logo?

A Bank of America branch in South Carolina came under some big criticism in September after it removed small American flags from the front yard of it’s building. The mini American flags were placed in front of the BOA as part of a tribute to fallen U.S. Marine Christopher Fowlkes, whos funeral processions would pass … Continue reading »

Thank you Chuck Norris

Lately in some off-beat news stories, there has been a lot of people with their undies in a bunch over Chuck Norris and his comment about American’s flying “tea-stained” American flags. The most common being said is that he is advocating desecration of the American flag by making the comment “”If you insist on posting … Continue reading »

Alone in the world it’s a little cat flag

Whether this is real or not who knows. One thing I do know is that WOW that’s on patriotic feline. Imagine if that little guy came jumping over a fence at you screaming “these colors don’t run”. It’s like wonderwoman if she never shaved.